Do you think this is a very sad story? ha ha ha?

Lol! Susie! Only trouble is, if it were me, I would have 2 motor bikes to sell, a trailer a Huge record collection, numerous electric drills, 3 Huge goldfish in a 4 ft tank, 3 tons of newspapers i.e. bike trader, free ads, exchange and mart I could go on but I won't. Do you think a fiver would cover this. (an aside) I am only joking Darling!